person: wow you drink so much water, you're so healthy!!
me: i cry so much i gotta stay hydrated
tagged: +LMAO ME AS HELL 
mikelcliffy asked: I've been on your blog for the past like two hours, it's fantastic. props

sheeeeeet bro thats such a cool thing to say omfg thank you ooo: your blog is also really cool its clean and punk and i laughed really loud at the “Let’s carpe the hell out of this diem.” oh maN

tagged: +whOA  +mikelcliffy  +holis 
okcdouchebags:

xsugar-venom:

Well, you asked.

OH GOD

okcdouchebags:

xsugar-venom:

Well, you asked.

OH GOD

tagged: +BOOM SHAKALAKA 

egberts:

john egbert breaks MY FUCKING HEART I HATE HOMESTUCK

Holy fucking shit you guys.

thatpsychochick:

This. image

Andrew fucking Hussie saw this fanart that was drawn 4 years ago, gave the artist a premium D.A. membership, used the design for Caliborne’s oc in the latest update, and then commented on the pic from Caliborne’s da.image

image

image

I am speechless.

paperseverywhere:

*suddenly concerned for John Egbert*

tagged: +ME TOO THO 

kordova:

WHY DOES PITCJER DO THE THIGN

tagged: +LAUHHS  +LAUGHS 

interquast:

a thin girl sings a song about how sexy she is, about how men always want her, about how men find her body sexy, and y’all are like “YAAAS!! QUEEN!! SLAY!!!! THIS SONG MAKES ME FEEL SO GOOD!!!”

but a fat girl sings “boys think fat bodies are sexy” and y’all are all like “Whoa. whoa. This is really heteronormative and is all about male gaze! Why can’t you be confident without relying on men? This is the opposite of body-positive! I dont like this at all!”

hmmmm!!!

tagged: +f  +HMMMMMMM 
monkeyelbow:

Chibi kids of Beacon Hills :DNo Derek this time :D

monkeyelbow:

Chibi kids of Beacon Hills :D
No Derek this time :D

tagged: +tw  +fuCKING  +ALLISON  +NNO 

nonchalantcroissant:

i want to write the kind of short stories you read in english class that are on this weird level of surrealism that they still haunt you years down the road

tagged: +seriously tho